Archive for March, 2010

Pristine Insanity

I don’t know if I’ve ever said it before, but I’m an achievement whore.

Actually, that’s a lie. I do know that I’ve said it before.  I just like hearing it. Couldn’t tell you why, but I take some perverse pride in achieving some goal that the developers set. The more unrealistic or unattainable the goal is, the better!

Which is why it should come as no surprise to anyone that I have set my sights on becoming Cayleb the Insane.  This title is, to be honest, probably the most accurate of all the achievement titles.  In order to complete [Insane in the Membrane], you pretty much have to be not normal.

One part of this exceedingly complex achievement requires farming 84 rare-drop librams for Shendralar reputation.  In order to turn in these librams, you must have a Pristine Black Diamond for each libram.  These Diamonds have a drop rate of approximately 0.5% for the mobs that they do actually drop from.

So when I tell you that I found about 75 of them on the Dark Iron auction house this weekend, and that they were selling for less than 100g for a stack of five, know now that I had a really, really good weekend.

Still, I’ve got a ways to go yet in order to earn this achievement.  My rogue alt, Shankspeare, is still languishing in the mid-30s.  I’ve been leveling him solely to pick pockets for the Ravenholdt rep turn-ins. After Saturday’s auction house orgasm, leveling a rogue has become my least favored part of this achievement.  Sorry Maliyah, no offense intended to you or to roguery in general, but in all seriousness I’d rather run Dire Maul until my eyes bleed than have to grind another rogue.

So, without further ado, here’s my progress towards the achievement criteria:

  • Honored with Bloodsail Buccaneers – DONE
  • Exalted with Booty Bay, Everlook, Gadgetzan, & Ratchet – firmly at Hated with all four
  • Exalted with Darkmoon Faire – hovering in the upper Friendly range, will probably start grinding out cards soon
  • Exalted with Ravenholdt – leveling the rogue I’ll need to farm rep turn-ins
  • Exalted with Shen’dralar – good progress, currently I have a total of 15 librams and 77 PBDs (yay!)

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Whiny Post Day – Bears Have All The Fun

Bears get far too much love.  And no, I’m not talking about the subculture of often-girthful, always-hirsute men who bat for my team.  I’m speaking of druid tanks.  Indeed, in the true spirit of professional complainers everywhere, I have complied a lengthy list of evidence exposing this developer obsession with making bears more fun than other tanks.

The Evidence

Item One: Bears tank naked.

Bears, unlike any other tank in the game, never look like refugees from a Skittles factory disaster . No matter how visually abhorrent their gear may be, bears get to run around in the color-coordinated skin that Blizzard gave them. Where other tanks have to struggle to look PHAT and often rely heavily on the good ol’ RNG for certain tiers, bears have none of that.  Bears are the only tanks who can show up naked for a raid. (Notice I said naked, not ungeared.)

Item Two: Bears have multiple, color-coordinated wardrobes.

After hearing bears complain that they couldn’t be visually distinguished one from one another, Blizzard gave them multiple colorations. None of which accurately reflect the rainbow-vomit appearance that the rest of tankdom struggles through between (and often within) tiers.  Now, if bear coloration was a reflection of their gear, this would be less insulting, and quite a bit more comical.  Can you imagine?  A purple bear with hot pink accents, blue armbands, and a neon green ruff would be hard to miss, that’s for sure!

Bears: Now In Five Fun New Flavors!

Bears: Now In Five Fun New Flavors!

Item Three: Rocket Man/Bear

How is the awesomeness of the Rocket Pack made even more awesome, but only for bears?  I need only direct you to the videos below.  How is this even fair? How can a pally, dk, or warrior even hope to compete with this?

Item Four: Rotation? What Rotation.

Swipe + Maul ftw.

Item Five: Bears Wear Leather.

Someone at Blizzard is either clearly familiar with gay subcultures or completely oblivious. Either way, the irony in this gearing design choice borders on delicious.

Item Six: Sidecar Druid.

This is just adding insult to injury.  Druids don’t change form when riding as a passenger in sidecars.

Yes, I know it's a tree. Just go with it.

/end qq

The Shape of Things to Come

Apparently, two former Activision developers who worked extensively on Call of Duty have signed with CAA, which is Hollywood’s premier talent representation agency.

I think that while the average developer (much like the average actor, writer, director, etc.) won’t ever sign with CAA, this move could be a sign of the growing impact of gaming on the rest of the entertainment industry.  I think we may see more of this as the years go by.

P.S. I refuse to speculate on the legitimacy of the claims put forth by either party here, but you may feel free to in the comment section.

Je suis en vie

In Which I Announce My Return and We Run ICC25

Don’t worry, I haven’t passed on into the Light.  RL matters combined with an aggressive bout of streph infection have conspired to keep my manly paws away from the QWERTY these last few weeks.  What little coherence I’ve had was mainly spent on raiding and studying.

With fruitful results, too.  At least for the raiding.  We downed Rotface in ICC10 a week before the Strength of Wrynn buff appeared.  This week, we ran our first real ICC25.  Though we had to pug a lot of the slots, many of the core raiding membership of MoK were there.  ICC25 did not progress much beyond Deathbringer, I believe in part because for many of our puggers this was their first run or they’d never progressed that far.  That’s not a problem for me, really.  If no one runs with them, they would never learn and never progress.  I’m good with helping people learn so long as they put in the requisite effort.

Worms In The Frozen Apple

Unfortunately, as tends to happen with pugs, we picked up a couple of first-rate jerks along with all the willing, eager raiders we found.  They could be described as “elite” raiders, but I think elitist probably serves as a more accurate descriptor.  After several snide remarks about performance and some fairly insulting (and off-base) comments about how “scrubs” don’t deserve loot that could go to “better” players, I (and several others) had had enough.

I will be the first to admit that I have a low tolerance for asshats.  In fact, if there’s one thing that gets me going, it is the elitist attitude that loot distribution should have some relation to Recount DPS rankings.  Forgive my bluntness here, but I would much rather take along a “mediocre” 5kdps rogue who knows his game than the hotshot we had Wednesday who apparently couldn’t hear me tell him—repeatedly—over vent to get out of the way of that ginormous Rotting Frost Giant or he’ll get squashed.  7-8kdps does not excuse arrogance and it certainly does not excuse stupid.  For that same rogue to have been excoriating our other pugged 5kdps rogue is so far beyond insulting that it is laughable.

Unsurprisingly, after a couple learning wipes on Festergut, our rogue/warrior elitist couple ragequit the run after the rest of us had told them—repeatedly—to can it.  Players who find the need to show us how empty they are inside are generally shown the door quickly.  Players who are in it to have fun and learn and achieve something as a team, those are the ones we like to keep raiding with.  Thankfully this ICC25 run introduced us to plenty more of that sort of player.

Coming Up

Later on this weekend I will be participating in Tree Burglar’s Elder Blogging Event, and In the coming weeks I’ll start a series on addons and the ones I use.  (Which, given the number of addons I currently load, could fill up over a year of posts.)  I’m a relentless tweaker of my UI, and I think my latest redesign might very well be my best yet.

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Extended Side Note:

When taking a language class, it’s good to research your prof before you go ahead and start taking the class.  Had I done that, I would have found out that the language I wanted to learn was not her native tongue, nor was English.  I also would have found out that highly contagious and aggressive bouts of streph complete with Doctor’s note do not constitute adequate reason for missing class in her world.  I also would have saved significant money on buying textbooks that I now need to sell because I dropped the class in the first week rather than learning French from a woman for whom (while she is exceedingly brilliant) English is—at best—her third language.

Meaning her no disrespect, as she is surely a capable instructor, I just don’t have the time to make learning a foreign language any more complicated than it already has to be.  Other students may have more success.  Students who are not holding down a full-time job, navigating a (relatively) new relationship, attending other classes, and leading raids as a guild officer.