If you haven’t heard by now, Koralon decided to take leave of VoA. While my guild leader may not approve of leaking such information, I’m about to share with you why. He decided he likes our style and has applied to MoK!
Now, I’m under no illusions that he could make us competitive with uber-l33t guilds like Rush, but with him in our raids we could possibly break into Dark Iron’s top 30 guilds. Maybe. We’ve still got to review his application and we have some serious questions for him before we make the final call.
Without further ado, I present you…
Koralon’s Guild Application
Follow-up questions to Koralon’s application are denoted in italics with responses appended.
Character Name:
Koralon before his big move....
What is this Character? Koralon is the only name I have.
Class:
Fire Giant.
[Uh, Koralon, that's not really a class...]
Fire Giant!
[uh, but...]
FIRE GIANT!!1!
[OK! OK! Don't hurt me!]
Armory Link:
[That's not an Armory link]
It has mail armor. I like mail armor. It is shiny.
[Ok, I think we'll just skip this one...]
What spec are you applying as? Do you have an off spec?
Fire spec. Off-spec Fire.
[You mean like for PVP?]
I do not like the PVP.
[So what's the second Fire spec for?]
Wintergrasp is cold. Archavon does not like high heating bills. I make fire for free. Not so cold anymore.
[Dare I ask how your new flatemate Toravon might react to all this?]
I like dares. I dared Toravon to stand in fire longer. It will be a little while before Toravon recovers. I am sad about that.
How much time have you /played?
Not much. I just recently woke up from a very long nap.
What professions do you have? Why?
I am a blacksmith and smelter.
[You mean a miner?]
No. I do not like to mine, I only smelt. The little people are out there and they do not like me very much. It is bad enough they intrude in my workshop to steal my shiny baubles. My brother Archavon gave me those!
What makes you want to join Minions of Khaos?
I am tired of the little people attacking me every 2.5 hours. I want to see the world and get more shiny baubles. I have decided that the Makers did not mean for me to become a loot piñata. Besides, my two brothers can remain as Watchers. It is not as if three of us were stopping the greedy little people any better than two would.
[So it's a matter of anything is better than where you were? Nothing specifically drew you to us?]
Oh. Well you do not attack the Watchers as much as the other little people.
[Thanks, I think.]
You are welcome.
What is your raiding availability? Are there times or days you will not ever be able to raid?
Raid? I am a Watcher. I do not raid. I watch.
[You'll have to carry your weight in raids if you want more shiny baubles.]
I have lots of free time now.
When you sit down to a raid, will you be able to commit to at least three hours uninterrupted by dinner or demands that you clean your room?
Three hours is a long time. I am not so sure about that. Can I not just make them all stand in the fire right away? The little people do that often. More after I started a rumor that the fire gives mana.
Are you capable of rapid responses to easily avoidable dangers like big red patches of flame or void zones?
I am big. I do not move so fast. You can heal through it.
Do you turn with a keyboard or with a mouse?
I turn with my feet. You little people ask funny questions.
[Ok... I think we're done here. Thanks for the application Koralon. MoK will get back to you soon with an answer.]
That’s all we have for today folks. Check back Thursday for an AAR on ICC10 and find out whether or not we get past Rotface & The Professor this week.
