Archive for January, 2010

New Guild Application: Koralon

If you haven’t heard by now, Koralon decided to take leave of VoA.  While my guild leader may not approve of leaking such information, I’m about to share with you why.  He decided he likes our style and has applied to MoK!

Now, I’m under no illusions that he could make us competitive with uber-l33t guilds like Rush, but with him in our raids we could possibly break into Dark Iron’s top 30 guilds.  Maybe.  We’ve still got to review his application and we have some serious questions for him before we make the final call.

Without further ado, I present you…

Koralon’s Guild Application

Follow-up questions to Koralon’s application are denoted in italics with responses appended.

Character Name:

Koralon

Koralon before his big move....

What is this Character? Koralon is the only name I have.

Class:

Fire Giant.

[Uh, Koralon, that's not really a class...]

Fire Giant!

[uh, but...]

FIRE GIANT!!1!

[OK! OK! Don't hurt me!]

Armory Link:

Here.

[That's not an Armory link]

It has mail armor. I like mail armor. It is shiny.

[Ok, I think we'll just skip this one...]

What spec are you applying as? Do you have an off spec?

Fire spec.  Off-spec Fire.

[You mean like for PVP?]

I do not like the PVP.

[So what's the second Fire spec for?]

Wintergrasp is cold. Archavon does not like high heating bills. I make fire for free. Not so cold anymore.

[Dare I ask how your new flatemate Toravon might react to all this?]

I like dares. I dared Toravon to stand in fire longer. It will be a little while before Toravon recovers. I am sad about that.

How much time have you /played?

Not much. I just recently woke up from a very long nap.

What professions do you have? Why?

I am a blacksmith and smelter.

[You mean a miner?]

No. I do not like to mine, I only smelt. The little people are out there and they do not like me very much.  It is bad enough they intrude in my workshop to steal my shiny baubles. My brother Archavon gave me those!

What makes you want to join Minions of Khaos?

I am tired of the little people attacking me every 2.5 hours. I want to see the world and get more shiny baubles. I have decided that the Makers did not mean for me to become a loot piñata. Besides, my two brothers can remain as Watchers. It is not as if three of us were stopping the greedy little people any better than two would.

[So it's a matter of anything is better than where you were? Nothing specifically drew you to us?]

Oh. Well you do not attack the Watchers as much as the other little people.

[Thanks, I think.]

You are welcome.

What is your raiding availability? Are there times or days you will not ever be able to raid?

Raid? I am a Watcher. I do not raid. I watch.

[You'll have to carry your weight in raids if you want more shiny baubles.]

I have lots of free time now.

When you sit down to a raid, will you be able to commit to at least three hours uninterrupted by dinner or demands that you clean your room?

Three hours is a long time. I am not so sure about that. Can I not just make them all stand in the fire right away? The little people do that often. More after I started a rumor that the fire gives mana.

Are you capable of rapid responses to easily avoidable dangers like big red patches of flame or void zones?

I am big. I do not move so fast. You can heal through it.

Do you turn with a keyboard or with a mouse?

I turn with my feet.  You little people ask funny questions.

[Ok... I think we're done here.  Thanks for the application Koralon.  MoK will get back to you soon with an answer.]

That’s all we have for today folks.  Check back Thursday for an AAR on ICC10 and find out whether or not we get past Rotface & The Professor this week.

How to Get Rid of Pug Stains, Part I: Elitist Group

No, I’m not talking about what that cute little runt did to your carpet. I’m speaking of the mental detritus from running a particularly bad pug. That sour stain on your otherwise good day. Now we already know thanks to our mothers that blood stains are best removed by using… Wait… your mother didn’t teach you that?? I thought all mothers taught their sons about such things.  Hmmm.  Well no matter. This post is about gaming, not avoiding jail time. We’ll save that gem of a topic for another day.

In the introduction, I covered the purpose of this series.  For today’s article, I’ll be showing you one of my favorite addons, Elitist Group.  This addon has the dual benefit of both allowing you to note offending players and potentially helping you avoid them in the first place.

The screenshot above shows you the basic player info window.  You can access this report by targeting the character you wish to examine and typing:  /eg or by typing /eg cayleb where cayleb can be replaced by the name of whatever character you want to inspect. Once this player info report window is open, you’re able to access a wealth of information about the player in question. For the purposes of puggers misbehaving, the part of the window that you’ll want to focus on is the tab that says “Notes” right up there next to the “Experience” tab.

Now you’ll notice that I haven’t entered any note on myself, which makes sense.  But if another player wanted to, they would click the greyed-out “Add Note” button in the “Player Info” box.  This becomes very useful if you’d like to remember who ninja’ed your Frozen Orb or that rare mount drop.  (Not that you’re likely to ever forget the jerk who didn’t even let you roll on the Grand Black War Mammoth.)

Where it becomes even more useful, though, is in the potential to learn from the experiences of others.  See, by default your notes are shared with any other player in your guild or party using this addon.  You can change and add to these sharing settings by pressing ESC to bring up the Main Menu and then selecting “Interface.”  The sharing channel preferences are quite simple, but if you enable them all you should be much more likely to gain and share useful information about ninjas via this addon.

Of course, bad pugging experiences aren’t just from those pesky ninjas and their questionable means of acquiring phat lewts.  You can also get the gift of FAIL from players who don’t really understand how to select appropriate gear, don’t have much experience in the dungeon or raid you’re about to run, and/or haven’t enchanted or gemmed their gear.  Well Elitist Group has you covered there as well.

Not only can you easily obtain a quick summary of their Dungeon/Raid experience from the Experience tab, you can also check out their gear, average ilvl (that icon in the lower right of the “Equipped Gear” section), and whether or not they’ve selected inappropriate enchants.  Gear/Enchant/Gem selections that are red flags are, appropriately, shown in red.  As you can see from the screen above, the addon has decided that my gear and enchanting choices are not heinous.  In fact, the addon author has given it the flexibility to recognize certain BiS PVP enchants as appropriate, as you can see from the screenshot below.  (If you don’t understand why I chose a PVP enchant for this slot, please ask in the comments section.  I’m happy to explain.)

And remember, if you’re concerned about the ability or gear or experience of the player(s) with which you’re about to pug, the best way to bring it up is politely.  “L2P newb!!1!” while gratifying, is neither likely to actually teach the player anything nor is it likely to gain you a favorable response.  In fact, most people, when confronted with hostility will return it, thus ensuring that you’ll have a negative experience.

If, however, you’ve mentioned it and gotten a negative response…  or the player has continued to make the same mistake over-and-over…  Well, that’s what the “Notes” and ratings of this addon are really for.

As with any other addon, I strongly encourage you to experiment with the settings.  There are a couple options there that really shine, including one that automatically brings up a quick summary of your four fellow puggers once the Dungeon Finder has teleported you to the dungeon.  Another brings up a quick-entry rating window at the end of the dungeon run so you can input notes or ratings (on a scale of 1 to 5) for your fellow puggers.  Remember that these ratings and notes will be shared unless you turn sharing off completely, and remember that they can be traced back to you, so please keep them civil and mature.

One final tip: If—like me—you forget to put in a note on someone upon occasion or would like to edit it, fear not.  That search box in the far right of the addon window means that once you’ve grouped with someone you can easily add or edit notes on them afterwards, recall their cached data, and review what their experience was before they healed or dps’ed you to death.

Elitist Group can be downloaded from either curse or wowinterface.  Good luck, happy pugging, and see you next week for the next installment in the series!

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Raid Report: ICC 10

The trash up to Marrowgar went well, with a couple of awkward pulls but no wipes.  Once we got to Marrowgar, dps fell into the routine pretty smoothly and stayed on his butt, within the hitbox between Bonestorms.  Of course, that means he can’t target anyone but the tanks with his Breath of Frostiness, but Ulfer and I have gotten used to the strafe dance.  Strafe left out of the blue fire, strafe right out of the new blue fire, left, right, left, right… all the way to Bonestorm.  Marrowgar dropped Citadel Enforcer which Bary, our holy pally took for off-spec, and Dookie got a sweet upgrade in the form of Sliver of Pure Ice.

We segued smoothly on to lady deathwhisper, dropped her without incident and she provided us with Chestguard of the Frigid Noose (which was off-spec or sharded, I can’t remember which) and Scourgelord’s Baton, which was a nice off-hand for Lela.  The gunship battle also went without incident, and won us Icecrown Rampart Bracers and Midnight Sun.Screen capture 9 [1].png

Moving on to Saurfang, we lost Microgx (our DK and guild master) near the end but still downed him before he got off a second Mark.  Oddly, the first Mark wasn’t cast on Micro and I think he died because I assumed he could continue to handle/tank the adds and the healers weren’t really aware of that bit of my thought process.  Micro probably wasn’t either, but he was handling it without complaint up until I noticed he was dead.  Bad me.  Saurfang’s athletic locker—which for some reason we don’t just open with seaforium or a lockpick before we kill him so we can use its goodies on him—gave up Ramaladni’s Blade of Culling and Icecrown Spire Sandals.

At this point we lost our lock Kosette to taxi duty for her gainfully employed significant other and added another guildmate, Reemer.  We went on to our first wipe of the evening, on Stinky.  I think it was an unintentional pull, but no matter.  We quickly recovered and cleared the way to Rotface.  After five or so wipes (and only getting him down to the neighborhood of 40%) we decided to move on to Festergut, who we had downed last week.  After a quick hiccup where the heals didn’t quite catch up with the heavy hits Festergut was doling out to the tanks, we downed Stinky’s best friend on the second try.  Reighven gained Wrists of Septic Shock off of him and a the tanking cloak went to Ulfer by default as I’m already wearing the Sentinel’s Winter Cloak.

Back to rotface where our last three wipes brought us within 23% of killing him before calling it a night.  We will be resuming our attempt on Monday, so hopefully I’ll be able to grace your eyes with the image of our raid group standing over his dead, bloated, oh-so-very-strange-looking corpse.

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How to Get Rid of Pug Stains: Introduction

No, I’m not talking about what that cute little runt did to your carpet. I’m speaking of the mental detritus from running a particularly bad pug. That sour stain on your otherwise good day. Now we already know thanks to our mothers that blood stains are best removed by using… Wait… your mother didn’t teach you that?? I thought all mothers taught their sons about such things.  Hmmm.  Well no matter. This post is about gaming, not avoiding jail time. We’ll save that gem of a topic for another day.

Even though the title might give you other ideas, please don’t get me wrong.  I love the new Dungeon Finder tool and it’s completely changed my perspective on running 5-mans. The daily heroic used to be a chore— several chores, really. Build the group, fly to the physical location of the instance, summon lazy group members (often while evading pvp-hungry Hordies, and then replace anyone who drops group before or during the run.  Instancing has now become a fun way to spend those 2.25 hours until WG control flips back to the Horde.  The vast majority of my random pugs using the new Dungeon Finder have been relatively smooth, and I’ve even gotten a couple opportunities to give a few wayward (or newbie) DPS some advice that was (shocker!) welcomed and followed.

Nevertheless, there will upon occasion be the pug that will bug, the heroic chain that will stain, the party that you wish wasn’t yours but still leaves you wanting to cry. It happens to all of us, and chances are if you haven’t been given the gift of ninja by now via our beautiful new Dungeon Finder, you’re either very lucky or don’t run many dungeons. If it’s the latter, don’t let this article scare you away. If your personality is anything like mine, the worst part about the experience is the feeling of impotence that lingers after a particularly bad experience.  (Also, if your personality is anything like mine, seek a therapist immediately.)

Now, you may feel helpless, because you had no hand in picking these goons that were thrust randomly upon you.  You couldn’t prevent someone from making what was supposed to be a fun experience into a bad spot in your day. You got robbed of your fun and perhaps the worst part is that feeling that they can just keep doing it again and again and you can’t do anything about it. That helplessness breeds anger, resentment, and/or frustration.

You probably need a vent.  No, not the voice chat service.  A vent as in a way to express your frustrations constructively, for your future benefit and/or that of other players. Though venting on your guildmates in voice chat might seem like a good venue, chances are it won’t do much good beyond the immediate minute, and you want your anger to mean something, don’t you? You want that jerky DK who needed on a 5-man dps weapon when he’s already got Shadowmourne equipped to face some consequences. You’d like the guy who ninja’ed orbs to be known for who he really is. You think that abusing system mechanics to effectively obtain multiple chances at a single piece of loot is shady.

If any of this sounds something like what you’ve been through recently, you’ll want to check back tomorrow Thursday for Part I of this series.

And one caveat: The methods discussed in this series are not about revenge. If you’re setting out to cause maximal pain to the person who wronged you, this will not be your best source of advice. If you’re seeking a constructive end, then read Part I tomorrow Thursday. If not, I suggest you head elsewhere.

Update: Raid’s on for tonight, and work is busy today, so I won’t really have much chance to polish and post Part I until late Weds/early Thursday.  Sorry for the delay.  To compensate, I promise juicy screenshots of tonight’s raid.  Maybe.  If you behave.

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I’m a Draenei Paladin, Tall and Stout…

Is it questionable to invite oneself into a meme-that-is-not-a-meme that you haven’t been tagged in? Possibly. Is it a meme that has been circulating long enough to be considered lame by some? Probably. Do I ask and answer my own questions too much? Without doubt.

The specific quasi-non-meme in question, Circle of Tanks, is useful to my goal of introducing myself to the larger community, so I hope you’ll forgive my faux pas.

Note: Before I begin, I want to assure some of the more detail-oriented readers out there that I am aware that Cayleb’s specs, gear, etc. could use some optimization. Please keep the “LOLWUT? N00B!!1!” and such to a minimum. Constructive criticisms and suggestions, however, are most welcome. I am not a pro tank, and will not pretend to be. My guild thinks me competent, and that is sufficient. As they grow, I will also grow and seek to improve.  Also, I am snarky, and as such have embedded a bit of it into my responses below. If you fail to recognize it, I will likely mock you. Mercilessly.

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